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    Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Winner

    http://jalopnik.com/danica-patrick-u...enic-450893686

    Danica Patrick Unhurt In Scary Patrickcident At Phoenica DANICAR Race
    Today is the DANICAR Daniway Fresh Patrick 500 at Phoenica Motor Danicaway in Phoenica, Danizona. Danica Patrick just had a scary patrickcident. She's ok.
    Looks like the right front Patireick went down and caused Danica to head straight into the wall at Daniturn 4.
    Then, the DANICAR of Danica Ragan ran into Danica's doornica. The doornica came off, leaving the interior patricnels all over the danitrack.
    Danica was Dan-OK. Still, pretty scarica.

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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    Love it !!
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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    I watched about 20 minutes of the race (my grandson is a Jr. fan) and the incessant Danica apologizing was too much for me to take any longer. I changed the channel before I tossed my lunch...
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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRaven2 View Post
    I watched about 20 minutes of the race (my grandson is a Jr. fan) and the incessant Danica apologizing was too much for me to take any longer. I changed the channel before I tossed my lunch...
    Regardless of your grandson's luv of JEWNEEEEAR... Grandpa should be given an enema for watching that rubbish for 20 seconds let alone a whole, life altering, 20 minutes










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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    WTF is up with the tether from the roll cage attached to the top of her helmet with a wingnut?
    It's not foilage, damnit! it's foliage.

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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    Quote Originally Posted by CowtownBob
    WTF is up with the tether from the roll cage attached to the top of her helmet with a wingnut?
    They do that to delay the driver's escape when the car catches on fire. *shakes head*
    One of the last oval only CC fans.

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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    Quote Originally Posted by CowtownBob View Post
    WTF is up with the tether from the roll cage attached to the top of her helmet with a wingnut?
    To me, it looks sort of reminiscent of the Alien of H.R. Giger fame... http://www.hrgiger.com/alien.htm

    Come to think of it, sort of apropos!

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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    Quote Originally Posted by weRnutz1 View Post
    They do that to delay the driver's escape when the car catches on fire. *shakes head*
    well that's the only thing i could think of, too. but that would be obviously criminal, wouldn't it?





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    It's not foilage, damnit! it's foliage.

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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    I just read that she was two Danilaps down in Vegas, which we all know equals 4th place, which is a win!!!

    Danic*nt won a Nazicar Race!!!

    Long Live Danica Earnhardt!!!
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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    I tried washing my eyes out with bleach, RRF, and beat my head with a hammer trying to erase it from my memory...
    The IRL is so disgracing, nothing of it worth embracing,
    Is there? Is there hope for OW Racing? Tell me, I implore!
    Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore".
    (apologies to Mr. Poe)

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    Re: Sounds like at least one writer is tired of hearing about She Who Shall Not Be Wi

    Let RRF administer the hammer. He is small and knows the proper force required to bash, er, acquire the desired effect....
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